Cough? Fever? Broken bone? Flu? Rash? Bruise? Headache? Bored? Doesn't matter... just apply a little of this menthol vaporub—or wear Namepinding's Vaporub pin—and it will cure everything*!  The Vaporub pin is 1.25 inches tall with glitter vaporub, hard enamel, and 2 blue rubber backings.

*NOTE: This is a joke and the pin will actually not cure anything!