Meet your new favorite accountability partner (who will absolutely not hold you accountable). The Lies I Tell Myself Notepad is decorated with confetti-covered dachshunds who are clearly thriving in chaos and here to support your most optimistic plans—like “just one more episode” or “I’ll totally go to bed early.”

With 50 smooth tear-off pages, this notepad is perfect for jotting lists, notes, doodles, and the ambitious promises you’re very confident about in the moment. Bright, cheerful, and painfully relatable, it brings personality to your desk, kitchen counter, or work bag.

Great for planners, list-makers, and anyone whose organization system relies heavily on good intentions and colorful stationery.

Details:

• 50 tear-off sheets (80 gsm)

• Smooth paper for writing, lists, and doodles

• Original NatterDoodle artwork featuring festive dachshunds

• Sturdy cardboard backing for easy writing anywhere

• Plastic-free packaging with recyclable paper belly band

Because productivity is easier when your stationery tells the truth… even if you don’t.